texasbowlegs:

i swear the only thing i could think about when jennifer lawrence fell at the oscars last night was that somewhere in a dark room leo dicaprio whispered at his tv screen “i wouldn’t have tripped” 

Confront your fate.

bigstupidbaby:

there is a simple answer to everything and its usually no

okay so i’ve dropped my iphone in water and it’s not working properly. mum’s stuck it in the bowl of rice but i’m not how long it needs to be in there for, any suggestions?

“You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.” 

The Dark World

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home